Are you obsessed with Justin?
You are obsessed with Mistah JT if...
...You scream whenever you even hear the name 'Justin'!
...Your whole family knows the words to all the songs on 'Justified'!
...The DJ on the radio knows your name because you call in so much to request Justin's songs!
...You sing his songs to yourself in your sleep... backwards!
...You mark Justin's birthday on your calendar!
...You drive 6 hours to see Justin perform in another city because "the show might be different" and you don't want to miss it!
...You demand that your parents/friends/teachers call you 'Mrs.Timberlake'!
...You sign everything 'Mrs. Timberlake'!
...When any Justin song comes on the radio you raise the volume all the way up because "that's the ONLY way to listen to the song"!
...You make a Justin website and write that if anyone dares to e-mail you and say bad things about Justin, you're going to come find them and make them like him!
...You buy all of the teen mags and cut out all of the pictures and posters of Justin and tape 'em up on your wall!
...You buy all the singles and albums and order videos and import albums from the Internet!
...You find out all his appearances every day to see if he's coming to your city!
...You record MTV's 'TRL' every night, hoping that Justin will be on!
...When you watch your personal tape of Justin apperances, you notice little things like when his voice cracked or if he missed a dance step!
...Your get mad when your e-pal tells you about the totally awesome time she had at the Justin concert she went to!
...You tell all your friends you're going to move to Tennessee when you finish college!
...When Justin is pictured with any girl, you cut her out of the picture and put a giant red X on her face!
...You write '[your first name] Timberlake' all over your diary!
...You force everyone to listen to Justin's album so they can 'understand'!
...In your dreams, you're married to your Justin!
...You tell yourself, "if I was there, Justin wouldn't have broken his foot"!
...You're partially deaf because you listen to your Justin music too loud!
...Your friends ban you from talking about Justin at lunch!
...Your health teacher uses you as an example of an addiction!
...You buy a Justin item every time you go shopping!
...You use 5 rolls of film at the concert and order doubles just in case one photo gets wrinkled!
...You've turned people previously not Justin fans into fans!
...Your goal in life is to meet Justin!
...You tell your boyfriend that you are going to marry Justin and not him!
...You wear something baby blue every day, even if it's your underwear!
...You yell at your dad because he was making fun of Justin, and you say, "you'd better not make fun of him 'cause he's your future son-in-law"!
...You turn down every guy that asks you out because you're saving yourself for Justin!
...You name your hamster Justin!
...You change your name to Justina Renee Timberlake!
...You don't even know the colour of your walls because they are covered with Justin posters!
...You have papercuts all over your lips from kissing his pictures!
...Your family tapes stuff for you on TV without you having to ask!
...After meeting him, you refuse to have your shirt washed because Justin put his arm around you!
...You get put in detention for slamming a guy against the wall for making fun of Justin!
...Everything on your Christmas list has to do with Justin!
...You leave a bruise that lasts three weeks on your dad's arm for making a cheesy remark about your future husband!
...All your school projects have something to do with Justin in any way!
...You only eat foods that are Justin's favourites!
...You spend an hour crying because you missed him on a TV show!
...You yell at your friends because they say your obsession is "unhealthy"!
...You get mad when someone else says that Justin is theirs because you know he's yours!
...You got in a fight with your best friend because she said that Nick Carter is way cuter than Justin!
...You visit every website you can find that has to do with Justin!
...You do a search on the Internet for 'Justin Timberlake' and e-mail anybody who has the same name!
...If a guy in your class makes fun of any of Justin you slap him over the head... hard!
...You rip out a whole article of Justin in a magazine, and don't even bother buying the magazine!
...A radio DJ said he didn't like Justin, so you call them and demand they take back their comments and make it up to you by playing non-stop Justin music!
...You call your boyfriend 'Justin'!
...You tell your posters goodnight and good morning and ask them if they had a good night's sleep!
...You carry your CD anywhere you go just in case you bump into Justin, even though he's in Germany and you are in Canada!
...You make your brother say Justin's hot and he does 'cause he's scared of you!
...You try to change your birthday to January 31st!
...You convince your best friends to sing and dance to 'Rock Your Body' at your school's talent show!
...Your boyfriend broke up with you because you slapped him so many times because he made fun of Justin!
...You tell your parents that all you want for Christmas is Justin!
...You have all the Justin merchandise, including bedsheets and underwear!
...All the sites in your Favorites folder have to do with Justin!
...You have no life at all because you're always on the computer looking at Justin websites!
...You don't talk to your friend for an entire day because she said Justin sounds like a girl!
...You almost make your three-year-old sister cry because she said Justin was hers and you told her he was yours!
...You almost kill your cousin because he was making fun of Justin!
...You want to scream every time Britney Spears is on the radio or Cameron Diaz is on TV because you hate them so much!
...You lose your voice from screaming so loud at the concert you went to, and you can't talk for almost a week!
...Everything you talk about has to do with Justin!
